Every other Tuesday, from 10:30 p.m. to midnight, Dalhousieâs CKDU radio presents âThe Wealthy Bear Radio Hour-and-a-Half.â Exactly what you will hear during this hour and a half cannot be reliably predicted. Occasionally a counterfeit version of Reading Rainbow will review existential literature. The hosts might engage in recreational time travel. There could be mock-Marxist diatribes. There will be a superfluity of falsetto. Itâs the kind of humor not often achieved without reliance on mood-altering substances, but I sat in on a performance, and no substances were consumed, not even sugar. Thereâs certainly nothing like it.
This âWealthy Bear Radio Hour-and-a-Halfâ is presented by the âWealthy Bearâ improv troupe, which consists of Dalhousie/Kings students Stewart Delo, Conor Purdy, Joshua Tibbets, and Patrick McGuire (an extra X chromosome is occasionally provided by honorary member Liz Johnston). The troupe began as Kingâsâ improv group; theyâve been performing together since 2008.
Sketch comedy
I sat down with Conor Purdy and Stewart Delo to ask them some questions about Wealthy Bearânot so much an interview as a two-man comedy act. The first and most obvious questionâwhere did the troupeâs unusual name originate? It was apparently a joke on the groupâs dire financial straits, as far as anyone can remember (theyâre not sure). I âIt was sort of a play on ârobber baronâ, wasnât it?â Mr. Purdy asks Mr. Delo.
Mr. Delo believes this was the case. âWe decided, letâs charge $200 for tickets,â he says, recounting their first live show with a straight face, âSo that only one person would come, and we could recoup our costs, and that person would be sort of this wealthy baron.â (âWealthy baronâ was soon shortened to âWealthy Bearâ). Besides the occasional live show (shows have titles like âThe Many Magnificent Machinations of the Peerless and Proper Professor Prattâ and âThe Worldâs Shittiest Pyramidâ) Wealthy Bear mostly performs radio spots CKDU.
As bizarre as their sketches seem at first glance (Prometheus steals fire in order to roast marshmallows, and a vulture named Grant is assigned to his case?) there is a method to Wealthy Bearâs madness. âWe definitely have stock characters,â says Mr. Purdy. âCertain things each of us are better at doing.â
âI do a lot of voices,â his friend agrees. âI do really nerdy guys.â
âOr mad professors.â
âOh, yeah â Doctor Brainstabber.â
âWhat sort of characters do I play?â Mr. Purdy pauses and considers. âI do, like, man-child characters. Josh kind of plays⊠a lot of intense characters.â
âJosh can do this ludicrously bad Bill Cosby impression.â says Mr. Delo, with reverence.
âAnd a lot of the woman characters are played by either me or Pat.â
'Play with cats'
Thereâs also a standard procedure in to the writing of a Wealthy Bear script. âUsually we kind of hang out and watch TV for a bit,â says Mr. Purdy.
âPlay with the cats,â adds Mr. Delo.
âWe had a lot of cat sketches for a while.â
âWeâve kind of moved away from cats, a bit.â
After, presumably, much playing with cats and TV-watching, somebody will suggest an idea for a sketchâthe more outlandish, the better. When I ask for an example of such an idea, Mr. Delo blurts out, âWhat if the whole world was a spaghetti world?â
Mr. Purdy muses about the possibilities of a spaghetti world. âThereâd be an evil meatball government.â
âA linguine resistance.â The idea of the spaghetti world is then briefly abandoned, as Mr. Delo adds, âWeâve all seen too many movies. Stuff kind of takes on epic dimensions with us⊠weâre like the Three Stooges, if all Three Stooges were Andy Kaufman.â
âAnd directed by David Lynch,â Mr. Purdy says.
DoÌę group members have favorite sketches? Mr. Delo admits to a soft spot for The Fraction Song. âIt was Marie Antoinette, and she was like, âlet them eat cakeâ⊠but they had to divide the cake somehow.â Itâs not their only song; Mr. Delo plays both piano and guitar, and the group frequently incorporates music in various ways. âWe had this one Jonas Brothers songâŠ.â
âItâs a really catchy tune,â Mr. Purdy agrees.
So whatâs in the future for Wealthy Bear (if one dares ask that question)? Stewart suggests weâll soon be able to catch the act in the flesh. âWe do very intermittent live shows⊠weâre trying to do more of that.â
âWe want to branch out,â Conor says.
In the meantime, you can catch Wealthy Bear on their Youtube channelÌę(I rather fancy ââ) or on .